Disclaimer – Not too many spoilerz.
Forget that T3, T4, T5 and the Sarah Connor Chronicles ever happened and What you get is Dark Fate which has just dropped online in HD and is way fucking awesome.
I feel like after many fuck-ups, blunders and no direction that the James Cameron team have restored faith to the franchise capturing the essence of the rage that is Sarah Connor against the machines. What’s most impressive is that it goes way beyond what its predecessors have done in terms of believable threat. I honestly didn’t know who was going to live and who was going to die, including the “new John”.
The visual effects are way fucking awesome too and before you go into the de-aging debate, let me tell you these cunts pulled it off for once.
Grace, an over engineered human comes from a future where Skynet does not exist but rad Roman “Legion” Robots still do. She has a mission, to fall off a bridge, steal some clothes and protect a you Mexican Woman who is going to help save the human race somehow. I know i know, your asking yourselves why isn’t it ever an Australian who saves the world?
Teaming up with her pals Grandpa 101 and the original mutherfucking Sarah Connor Linda Hamilton, they battle to save the future from an even worse fate than skynet… You guessed it Diego Ramos the pop singing sensation.
Once Diego is out of the picture, nothing can stop the insensitive robots from taking over the planet and wiping out the human infestation once and for all, one can merely survive the future and pick your battles.
Overall its a good film, i was on the edge of my couch for the second half and i give 4 out of 5 fuckz.
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